The Luldonfags weren’t able to deliver, the Parisfags pwned the Flame, the Amerifags were denied in San Francisco, and the Argentinafags lived up to their rep of not making a damn difference in the world.

Meanwhile, Borat’s ghey cousins in Tanzania, Oman and Pakistan threw a huge sausage party in honor of the Chinese Blue Flame Brigade, which finally ended when the supercool Penis Pumpers in India turned New Dehli into Thunderdome.

Next, the Chinese made some sweet pooper lovin’ to the Thaitraps and the Magaysiafags while the Indoasspirates just didn’t give a fuck about a stupid Flame and the private circle jerk held in its honor while it was in their country.

Then, the Australiafags got a gangland-style beatdown by the Chinafags while the Canberra Alien Patrol got into a shoving match with the Bluefags surrounding the runners. The violence would follow the Chinafags into Japan, where Ninjas did everything they could to put out the Flame and take out as much faggotry as possible.

Further, the Flame ran through the Good Korea/Evildoer Korea gauntlet, where one Good Koreafag nearly Flamed On himself before the police stopped him, before heading north to Vietnam, where Rambo tried to make a grab for the torch, but as far as we know, is still waiting for that damn helicopter to come pick his ass up.

And finally, the Flame came home to the open arms and big smiles of its gay homosexual lover, China.

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He was standing in the doorway - in truth, he filled the doorway, a giant of a man with a broad face and a gleaming wedge of a nose.

I looked past them, to where they were heading, and my breath caught in my throat.

“Well, Harry… time for us to be off,” said Dumbledore at last, standing up and straightening his long black cloak.

“Took yeh from the ruined house myself, on Dumbledore’s orders.”

“She had quite a lot of sex appeal, too, if you really want to know.”

They all thought they were civilization itself, salvation in human form—the cops, the Undersecretaries and now their flunkies the Spooks.

“Why should the Klingons post five ships— A cruiser, three corvettes, and a fifth ship of unknown size— so far from the main battle area?”

“He woke up, understanding at once that the whole purpose of the dream was to remind him, with diabolical roundaboutness, of Erlys Mills.”

For h we have lim x->1 h(x)=h(1), This kind of equality of limit and function value is special, and we will return to it in Section 1.5.

of Airsoft customs and Modifications I would like to do, and I dunno where I’m gonna get the money or time to do them. Just thought I’d share them with y’all :D

Turning my m14 into a PPSh-41

Converting my Mauser Broomhandle into a Mauser Broomhandle 196 

Scratchbuilding (whee CAD and CNC) a USAS-12

I guess I’m sorta shooting in the dark, to see if any of my followers like airsoft, or guns, or custom pieces. Shit I dunno

Blogging so jacob wont come police my tumblarity

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Decision Time! I have to do these linework drawings for this Architecture History class.  Plan, 2 sections, etc, of a classical building.  I have Sforza Chapel, by Michelangelo.  We are basically just tracing existing drawings/photos, although my two sources have slightly differing sections, so I’ll be sort of interpreting between the two.  It’ll look like this:

Anyway, do I just start off on the vellum directly in pen?  Or do I do it entirely in pencil, and then do pen overtop?  That would take longer, but would be much safer, in terms of not making some mistake that screws everything up and I have to redo the whole drawing.  Can I summon the courage to commit to pen from the start??

Always have the courage to do something permanently

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• The proprietor (indeed, the owner of the place was manning the counter tonight) seemed rather standoffish for me being the only customer in the store.  Was I interrupting something?  Sorry for buying things from you, sir.

This irks me like no other.

With a teargas grenade and a Billy club for every single one of you ignorant, fat, lazy republican fucks that I see marching.